Catherynne M. ValenteSo a half-breed goatsnake, a Yith, and a Ghast walk into a bar.
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The famous joke about a half-breed goatsnake, a Yith, and a Ghast walking into a bar is one of the most used jokes in the English language. The joke has been told and retold for more than 400 years and has never lost its punch. The joke was first recorded in "The Compleat Gentleman" by Francis Grose in 1722.
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